Diary of a QBasic Gorilla

Post by **Pete** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:26 pm

Looks like QB is getting some mainstream attention:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2691

Great article. I wish people would write stuff like that for QB Express.

Mitth'raw'nuruodo · Post by **Mitth'raw'nuruodo** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:52 pm

Too bad , huh?

Sorry Pete I'm not that good of a writer.
What's it have to so with QB anyway?

Levi · Post by **Levi** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:44 pm

So you want us to come up witha a crazy, maybe sick comedy, based upon Qbasic games? I could do that, not the sick comedy, but I could write stories like this.

You have a specific game in mind?

Rattrapmax6 · Post by **Rattrapmax6** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:15 pm

*Busts into laughter*

I might not be so sick, but I wouldn't fear writing such a thing for your magazine... I'm very good at imaginating, minus spelling errors, and sentax errors.. typos with a comp's keyboard..

Hmm,.. let me think,. I'll think of something...

Mitth'raw'nuruodo · Post by **Mitth'raw'nuruodo** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:27 pm

Hey Pete if you want a sick comedy for QB express, JUST ASK Z!RE!

His Avatar says it all....eh heh heh....

Rattrapmax6 · Post by **Rattrapmax6** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:35 pm

His avatar has poetic backrounds,.. if you want it sick, I could make M2J puke, probly,.. but I don't go there, nothing bad, just I can think up pretty nasty things, how I stay a vegitarian..

MystikShadows · Post by **MystikShadows** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:35 pm

Rattrapmax6 wrote: *Busts into laughter*

I might not be so sick, but I wouldn't fear writing such a thing for your magazine... I'm very good at imaginating, minus spelling errors, and sentax errors.. typos with a comp's keyboard..

Hmm,.. let me think,. I'll think of something...

Maybe the horse in your series can end up on someone's plate with a big bottle of A1 steak sauce? LOLOL

Mitth'raw'nuruodo · Post by **Mitth'raw'nuruodo** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:46 pm

Just for the record I don't eat horse, and I don't know anyone that does.

BTW, I don't let Pics scare me into not eating something that I've had no trouble in eating before. I like my meat!

I don't think I could ever eat a tofu dog. But I wouldn't mind becoming a Vegi.

Salads good too. So is pasta...oooh I made myself hungry see you later....

Hmmm I think I strayed off topic again....What was it again? QB Monkey or somthin?

Levi · Post by **Levi** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:50 pm

Native American Definitions:
Vegitarian: Bad Hunter.

We've always liked that one.

I doubt Pete wanted a sick story. Just something creative and clever.

Rattrapmax6 sounds like a creative person (I mean he said he was) and I know a lot about story lines and character development. We could both do stories if you needed one.

lurah- · Post by **lurah-** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:09 am

Pete wrote:Looks like QB is getting some mainstream attention:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2691

Great article. I wish people would write stuff like that for QB Express.

LOL. Well that was great.

Ok, who tryes a first shot?

(not me)

Mitth'raw'nuruodo · Post by **Mitth'raw'nuruodo** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:32 am

Mabey you could do one on a QB Zebra....

Rattrapmax6 · Post by **Rattrapmax6** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:01 am

MystikShadows wrote:
Rattrapmax6 wrote: *Busts into laughter*

I might not be so sick, but I wouldn't fear writing such a thing for your magazine... I'm very good at imaginating, minus spelling errors, and sentax errors.. typos with a comp's keyboard..

Hmm,.. let me think,. I'll think of something...
Maybe the horse in your series can end up on someone's plate with a big bottle of A1 steak sauce? LOLOL

Mystik, your a great guy, but, that was abit low don't ya think,.. I can give you a site that make you regret saying that...

Be warned b4 clicking:http://www.savethehorses.com/

Levi wrote: Native American Definitions:
Vegitarian: Bad Hunter.

We've always liked that one.

I doubt Pete wanted a sick story. Just something creative and clever.

Rattrapmax6 sounds like a creative person (I mean he said he was) and I know a lot about story lines and character development. We could both do stories if you needed one.

Bad hunter?? yep, thats right, heh heh.. hmm,.. yeah, I have my creative side, maybe we could put are heads togetther or something?

,..Or each go solo and give Pete double the amont..

MystikShadows · Post by **MystikShadows** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:09 am

It's Pete's fault...me I read the thread, noted down some keywords (sick, rattrap (author of horse humor), creation, and write good...and that's what I came up with...lol...

I certainly wouldn't encourage horse slaughter...like DUH!

Rattrapmax6 · Post by **Rattrapmax6** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 11:38 am

Right,... hmm,. horse humor,.. thats a great name for my comic,.. hay thanks... just one mod maybe.. "QBasic Horse Humor", or "QHH" 4 short..

, heh heh..

As for the article, I'll be working on it,..

If I can think up something..

Mitth'raw'nuruodo · Post by **Mitth'raw'nuruodo** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:33 pm

Lol bad hunter....he he....

Well I glanced at that sight you gave, I feel for the horses but didn't change any of my views. BTW I don't eat horses....Who does?

Horse humor, eh? WHAT's WRONG WITH ZEBRAS??!?!?!?!?

heh...

Nodtveidt · Post by **Nodtveidt** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:46 pm

Levi wrote:Native American Definitions:
Vegitarian: Bad Hunter.

We've always liked that one.

Heh, you're native American as well? What tribe? I'm Abenaki myself.

MystikShadows · Post by **MystikShadows** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:46 pm

Me I'm native canadian? does that count for anything? Iroquois

.

Rattrapmax6 · Post by **Rattrapmax6** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:13 pm

I'm suppose to be Native,. um just divided right bad,. more just american now... oh well,.

,.. I like the way the beleived neway, they saw animals as saciret(oh ever you spell that..

not all awake), and asked their premmision b4 eating 'em,. or in a way they did... I just skip the eating part..

,..

Mitth, um, ppl do eat horses, and most are smuggled from the USA, & treatin right bad along the way... this is why there is a site... I could go on, but its not for this thread, and I prommissed Z!re to stop any spamming...

As for that, I'm still thinking, but something should hit, and when it does, Ill submit it..

..hopefully somthing good..

Mitth'raw'nuruodo · Post by **Mitth'raw'nuruodo** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:36 pm

Well I didn't make that promise and I still hold on to that I'm NOT spaming.

So what we're talking about Native Americans now? Hmmm...I think I might be a little Native American. I don't know, some pic from a while ago says so but is unproven....Other than that I'm American and proud of it....Wait that didn't sound right did it? I guess I'm more proud of it than any other country.....But in the end we're all screwed up.

But anyways back to topic....So WHAT ABOUT MY ZEBRA IDEA?!??!?!? You going to do something on a QB Zebra aren't you?

Levi · Post by **Levi** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:02 am

I don't see why you would do a QB Zebra. I mean unlike the QB Gorilla, there isn't a game that I've heard of with the Zebra.

I'm part Native, Part Irish. Both stereotyped heavily where I'm from. Most Canadian Natives don't know this but here in america we have Blood Quantum. Which means that the more white people you marry the less native you become. And after so much Native blood is removed, you are no longer native and the government owes you nothing. According to the government. I'm Irish, nothing else.

However I'm Ojibwe, well Slightly Chippewa(Which is actually Ojibwe but I won't get into the difference) with a dash of Anishinabe(Also Ojibwe) I belive the main idea for my people is that The Creator gave us this world and gave us the plants to eat and heal us. The animals to eat and warm us. We offer prayers and sprinkle tobacco before taking plants from the each and after a kill. Or before crossing a river.

I should really get into this on another board. Sorry. Later.

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