|If you were a QBASIC RPG character|
You would be ripped in half by your digestive system for you discover with a sickening realization that you are merely a two dimensional creature.
Everyone in your town keeps babbling on about how great their "demo" is. You are baffled.
Butterflies have overnight become an international health crisis.
The sun sets in about three seconds flat.
You find yourself only able to take one size step. Your step size is completely invariable.
Doing anything other than walking triggers some sort of musical note to begin playing.
Your attire has the ability to change without warning.
Road signs and houses all look the same from far away.
There are three distinctly different looking people in your town, but about fifty people total.
The thick forest ends about three feet from the ocean; between the two exists a beautiful, but thin beach.
When other things die, instead of a corpse, a heart or diamond appears in its place.
You can suddenly see the world in the "strobe light effect." That is, you only seem to be seeing pieces of people's motion -- like a security camera operating at a low frame rate.
You've got an annoying song in your head and you can't get rid of it. Occasionally it changes, but it usually just repeats in an endless loop.
No one will give you a straight answer about anything.
All you wanted was a doughnut and you end up with the princess's (whom you've never heard of before) life as your responsibility.
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