NeoBASIC Destroys
Americans
May 14, 2001- In the Netherlands, newspapers
and television programs controlled directly by the NeoBASIC
government proclaimed NeoBASIC's victory in its 3-month war against the
United States.
"What?" U.S. President Bush said when he saw the
news. "We're not even at war with NeoBASIC."
Media in the
Netherlands claimed that the United States had been nearly destroyed
and its citizens assimilated. The promulgation was followed
by festivals and more festivities.
President Bush has contacted
Marcade, dictator of NeoBASIC, and apologised for not being at war
with NeoBASIC, and offered Mexico as a token of
friendship.
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