May 14, 2001- In the Netherlands, newspapers and
television programs controlled directly by the
NeoBASIC government proclaimed NeoBASIC's victory in
its 3-month war against the United States.
"What?" U.S. President Bush said when he saw the news.
"We're not even at war with NeoBASIC."
Media in the Netherlands claimed that the United
States had been nearly destroyed and its citizens
assimilated. The promulgation was followed by
festivals and more festivities.
President Bush has contacted Marcade, dictator of
NeoBASIC, and apologised for not being at war with
NeoBASIC, and offered Mexico as a token of friendship.