THE SECRETS OF LET 07/09/00 Gopus It's been discussed by various expert programmers from the beginning of time. The mentioning of the command sends shivers down their spines. They hope that one day, the QB.EXE help file will be ammended so the evils that lurk inside will be erased. There lies, one command, so hideous, so evil, that if the newbies were to ever learn about it, it would be chaos. However, today on the QB Inquirer, we will be telling you of it. We will be telling you of the LET command. That's right... the command that was taken out of Pandora's Box to stroll into the world. The LET command had originally been used by other compilers, aside from QB. It allowed variables to equal something, now something that we can do automatically without it. When asked respected members of the community how they feel on LET, we were given these response. "heheh" was given by xms, in what was probably an evil tone. He continued to say that, " I feel it has NO PLACE in our nation's schools!" He then continued to say how Microsoft had left it there for unexpecting newbies to trample over. Zack', when asked how he felt about LET, pleaded that he enjoyed LET when he was five. But our sources could conclude, that maybe he just didn't ENJOY it, but he WAS ADDICTED TO IT. YES! ADDICTED TO IT. LET is eviler than nicotine or alchohol, or Pauly Shore movies. We can't say the same for Nekro though, who finds a purpose in it. He stated the following response, "LET serves a purpose", we can conclude that Nekro USES LET. He continually stated other commands that were less eviler than LET. For we know that he WORSHIPS it. We know he has a cult devoted to it, and we know, yes we know, that it isn't any almighty spirit who Nekro praises to each night, BUT A COMMAND. YES, A COMMAND! An evil command from the epitimy of HELL!!!!! And so it is, that we have unveiled the power of LET. The power that shouldn't be coincided with any other evil power known to man. Use LET at your own risk. We at QB Inquirer strongly suggest for anybody, who is pregnate, under 10 years of age, or mentally disable to plug your ears and shut your eyes when even mentioned to the term "LET". Not all is known from the small time of it's existence. Y2K, Windows, the birth of Microsoft, and the destruction of America's youth, can not yet be proven to be cause from, but probably is, the word, LET!!!