The Pentagon
Hacked 5h4d0w 8/19/2k
Houston, TX - Today a two-year old boy has
been accused of breaking into the Pentagon's computer systems and
downloading information that he intended to sell to the governments of
anti-american countries. Lucas Navo, the child under question, was seized
and taken into custody around 8:00 AM this morning. He faces life in
prison without parole and possibly the death sentence if he has been
convincted of treason.
"We noticed the breach of security yesterday
night," says CIA agent William Snyder. "This has got to be one of the
dumbest hackers in the world. We were able to track him down quickly
before he had the chance to sell these top secret
documents."
According to Snyder, at approximately 3:13 AM this
morning, the Pentagon's computer security was bypassed. They picked up on
this almost right away and tracked Lucas Navo within a matter of minutes.
When they arrived at his house, his father answered the door. After being
questioned, he pointed at Lucas, who was taking a nap, and then excused
himself to the bathroom. He did not emerge until the CIA had turned his
couch upside-down and left.
"Lucas has been put under intense
interrogation, but he refuses to speak," Snyder tells us. "He just sits
there with this blank stare. We're considering resorting to new forms of
torture if the supreme court allows it, and I think it
will."
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