5h4d0w 08/13/00
Hal Interview 5h4d0w: um. I'll go ahead and start now. n5h4d0w:
1) What is your current project? Hal: now why will you go ahead and
start now? Because you can't spell. n5h4d0w: ???n5h4d0w: What is your
project now? Hal: "Not Today" n5h4d0w: 2) What would you say if you
found an 8 pound man somewhere? Hal: I don't know n5h4d0w: 3) would
you try to talk to it? ask it what is it doing? Hal: I try to talk to
it. It refuse to tell you what it's doing. n5h4d0w: 4) do you think
programmers are all subhuman pig-men? Hal: Well, no. n5h4d0w: 5)
would you vote for my cat Rumor if she ran for president? Hal: I am not
a parrot. n5h4d0w: 6) is gopus a parrot? Hal: I don't think
so. n5h4d0w: 7) am i a parrot? Hal: I think you are not a
parrot. n5h4d0w: 8) what do you think of my cat? Hal: a cat is an
animal n5h4d0w: yes it is n5h4d0w: 9) do you work for
gerbils? Hal: No, I don't think so. n5h4d0w: 10) do you work for
gopus? Hal: No! I do not work for gopus. n5h4d0w: 11) are you sure?
what about Cisco? Hal: I am always sure! I am proud to be a
geek. n5h4d0w: 12) any closing words? Hal: "you have gotta snap
somewhere" n5h4d0w: er... ok... n5h4d0w: laters Hal: Bye-bye
n5h4d0w! |