07/31/00
Gopus

Today, we are going to determine where Jorden went, and if he is actually a human. We think that he isn't on vacation, we think he is actually an alien. Yes, an alien...going back to his home planet...but instead of telling you what we think.....we're going to tell you what his fans think.

asvisn---saturn. to report back to his superiors
Skarab---Who's Jorden?
Skarab---also...cookies
Mike Oxlong---According to my mission-critical dot com channels, Jorden is revolutionizing scalable next-generation QBasic networks by means of steamlined out-of-the-box cutting-edge customized niche space added-value infrastructures.
MOHAMMAD_EIDIANG---HELLO AGAIN QB Inquirer! DIZ, HIM OF I VON SAYS, TO OF WHICH, PRAGRANNEUR JORDAN ZURURK at IRAQ HELP TRACO EIDIANGS confliguração ELEVADO F DECOMPILA! I SAYS OF WHICH B/QACIS OF ME IT THAT BATIDA MUST DECOMPILE, THUS Qbasic HONAR COMPILED! IT, ANKENSTRICH, NOMENCLATURES CHIA{MATO IS QBD! JZ EMPLOYER YET GET PLANTIUM OURO ET BRONZE NO AU ALIMENTO, QBD RULE LAND!
Eagle-X---Now, tell me...who can afford to go on vacations? He's either pimping or he's not on vacation.
5h4d0w---I think that Jorden is busy as the leader of the Rebel Alliance against Cisco

On further news, QBI will make a full investigation on who this Mohammad guy is...