07/24/00
Josh
<Josh___>
Okay thank you for letting me interview you.
<Josh___>
first question
<Josh___> What do you think about guinea
pigs?
<Zip-> they belong in laboratories
>:)
<Josh___> Do you think Gopus is a guinea
pig?
<Josh___> helloooooo?
<Zip-> it's hard to
say... he seems to show some negative feelings toward hamsters, but is
much smarter than any guinea pig i've ever seen
<Zip->
hello
<Josh___> indeed
<Zip->
maybe
<Josh___> What is your opinion on
hamsters?
<Zip-> they are
good...
<Zip-> what else can be said? they're
just... wonderful :)
<Josh___> Do you think they should rule
the world?
<Zip-> well, along with
humans...
<Josh___> Be honest now, Have you ever
used subs?
<Zip-> yes
* Josh___
gasps
<Josh___> okaaay
<Zip-> and
FUNCTIONS
<Josh___>
NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!
<Josh___> What about...
kill?
<Zip-> not a lot, but i have...
<Josh___>
!!!
<Zip-> but i'm not a murderer just cuz i kill
;)
<Josh___> Have you ever used VB!?!?!
<Zip->
no
<Josh___> whew
<Zip-> i began reading
a vb book once, then i realized that it stinks...
<Zip-> it
smells like hamster poison, so i avoid it
<Josh___> Do you eat
bananas while standing on your head?
<Zip-> i would, except
i broke my neck the last time i tried standing on my
head
<Zip-> good thing i had a spare
<Josh___>
hmmm
<Josh___> yes
<Josh___> Do you like
gerbils?
<Zip-> no!
<Josh___>
good
<Josh___> Now...
<Josh___> Final
question
<Josh___> Have you ever been in league
with guinea pigs in an attempt to take over the
world?
<Zip-> let me tell you
something...
<Zip-> i am neither a hamster, guinea
pig, nor gerbil
<Zip-> i am a mouse
* Josh___
gasps
<Zip-> >:)
<Josh___> a
MOUSE!?!?!?!?!?!
<Josh___> Thank you
<Josh___>
lol
<Zip-> yes, indeed
<Zip->
but
<Josh___> Thank you for helping QBI discover the
truth
<Zip-> at least i'm allies with the hamsters... or am i?
muahaha
no problem
<Zip->
done?
<Zip-> good...
<Zip-> i know i messed
that UUUUUUPPPP
<Zip-> oh well
<Josh___>
oh
<Josh___> you didn't mess anything up
<Josh___>
good job
* Zip- feels like a, um, dummy...
hehe
<Josh___> dummy?
<Josh___>
why?
<Zip-> :B
<Zip-> dunno
<Josh___>
You did good
* Zip- slaps zip
<Josh___>
heh
<Zip-> ow
* Zip- hits zip back...
<Zip->
hey!
<Zip-> ..
<Zip-> sorry
* Zip- looks at
josh... i'm ok... really
* Josh___ thinks the interview got
lengthened...
<Zip-> NOO!
<Zip->
...
* Zip- stops