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Pete's Turtle Fable

Postby Pete » Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:42 am

<p><strong>Pete's Turtle Fable</strong> -- Posted by <a href="mailto:pberg1@ithaca.edu">Pete</a> on Sunday, December 7 2003<br>
I once saw a turtle cross the road. It was slow, sure, and wasn't really all that attractive, but by god, it was determined. It crept slowly and surely, always keeping its eye on that distant goal--the other side of the road, where the grass was greener, the sun was brighter and the air smelled like warm root beer. Yeah, that turtle sure kept at it, plodding along as fast as its little legs could carry it, with a look of sheer determination in his eye. And then, when he was almost there, the turtle stopped to look back at how far he'd come, how much he'd accomplished. As he looked back, a tear welled up in his eye and he thought "Look what I've done -- I, a lowly turtle have achieved so much." Proudly, the turtle turned back to finish its journey, now almost complete, when an eighteen wheeler came barreling down the highway, instantly crushing the turtle then proceeding to roll over it eight more times with each of the remaining wheels on that side of the truck. Yes, the turtle died that day, but in doing so set an example for all the other turtles out there who ever had dreams of crossing that wide, perilous highway--if something looks impossible to do, it probably is. Don't try something that looks difficult or has never been done before, because you're probably not going to succeed. In fact, don't even think about trying. You'll fail miserably, you worthless piece of scum.</p>

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Postby marrow » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:23 pm

just replying for the hell of it

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maybury lane is a cool name for a street

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Postby Digital Shadow » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:00 am

heh heh...never stopped me
Its worth it.......if not just for the root beer
People laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh because there all the same... Soooo, if were all laughing, I fail to see the problem

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Postby Z!re » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:37 am

I like the skating girl, you're always as helpful pete :P

Hehe...
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Postby redsunlee » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:01 pm

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Postby redsunlee » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:01 pm

Thanks for the suggestion, I wish it had worked.


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Postby Pete » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:48 pm

Hahaha, this was a post that I made when I was testing the script I wrote that automatically posts the front page news on to PHPBB (way back in 2003!). I don't know why I left it up, though...

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Postby coma8coma1 » Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:45 pm

that's some great advice there, pete! lol i feel so inspired! :lol:


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